Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Kris the Cheerleader – The girls teach Kendall about puberty, while Kris tries out to be an adult cheerleader.

Big Brother 9

The houseguests tackle their latest food competition and the Natalie (HOH) nominates Joshuah and James for eviction.

Miss Guided

Pool Party – Becky is assigned to organize a 40th-anniversary party for the most hated teacher in school history, but she gets pushed too far and snaps, hurling 15 years of bottled-up rage at Mrs. Pool (Edie McClurg). Meanwhile, Tim and Bruce learn that they have a secret in common.

The Tudors

Henry succeeds in having himself declared “Supreme Head of the Church and Clergy in England,” but with a caveat; Pope Paul III (Peter O’Toole) has his own idea about how to deal with the “Great Matter” of the king’s annulment; Henry selects an obscure cleric (Hans Matheson) to be his personal chaplain; an attempt is made on the life of Bishop Fisher (Bosco Hogan); Henry issues a command to Queen Katherine.

Medium

Wicked Game, Part One – Part 1 of 2. While investigating the disappearance of a local girl, Allison has eerie visions about yet another missing young woman (Sarah Drew). Allison’s restless dreams also zero in on the haunted past of PI Cynthia Keener (Anjelica Huston). And on the domestic front, Bridgette’s science project has a bizarre impact on Joe.

Top Chef

Block Party – The culinary artists dish up fare at a neighborhood party, overseen by chef and Mexican cuisine master Rick Bayless.   Erik was eliminated.

America’s Next Top Model

House of Pain – Tyra teaches the models how to express themselves at the end of a runway; the winner of a pose challenge is selected to work with photographer and judge Nigel Barker; and three women get upset when one gal’s alarm clock keeps going off during the night.  Aimee was eliminated.

Miss Guided

Rebel Yell – Trying to fit in with Tim and Lisa, the cool kids at school, Becky rebels for the first time in her life by vandalizing Bruce’s office. But her plan backfires when Bruce swears her to secrecy as he pursues his own agenda.

Real Housewives of New York City

Social Wife – Four of the housewives gather for dinner at a ritzy restaurant, but not all goes down easy when Alex annoys Bethenny. Other wives’ tales: Ramona hits the town with her gal pals; LuAnn socializes with her twentysomething niece; Bethenny tries to take her romance to the next level; and Ramona escorts her daughter to a film audition.

Gene Simmons Family Jewels

Knock, Knock Who’s There? – Gene’s stranded in the desert after his car breaks down, and he attempts to hitchhike to Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie try to replace Gene’s ruined KISS collectibles, ruined in the flood, before he returns home.