Wicked Game, Part Two – Joe drowns his sorrows at a bar, ignoring calls from Allison. He catches a glimpse of her on the news, outside the hospital where Melanie and Joanna are recovering from their ordeal. Cynthia’s surprised to find Allison waiting for her at the hospital. She thinks Allison got everyone’s faces confused from nine years ago, but Allison knows she didn’t. She believes that Joanna is a sociopath, and the mastermind of the whole thing. Cynthia points out that it wasn’t Melanie who killed her captor, but Joanna.
Categories: Medium · NBC
One and a Half Men – Christine panics when her doctor tells her that she may be perimenopausal. She starts to use Barb’s prescription cream which leaves her feeling a lot better…and a lot ballsier since it’s a testosterone cream. When Lindsay and Marly give Ritchie a hard time at his first cotillion, Christine refuses to take this one lying down.
Categories: CBS · New Adventures of Old Christine
The Soil Is Moist – Alan runs into Cynthia, a mutual friend of he and Judith from back when they were married. Cynthia is recently divorced and Charlie gets that vibe that Cynthia might be interested in Alan. However, Alan is unsure about asking Cynthia out because he knows she’s still really good friends with Judith. He gets Judith’s blessing and sets up a date with Cynthia. Charlie tells Alan that he is so going to get laid tonight� “You’ve been friends for years, what more do you need to establish? You best bring your “A” game because you know she’s going to go back and tell Judith about it.”
Pre-sex and in bed Alan is really worried and starts seeing images of Judith sitting on the chair next to them in bed. Alan does his best and Cynthia is more than satisfied. He asks Cynthia to tell Judith that he was remarkable in bed. The next day in his kitchen he debriefs Charlie on last night’s events but seems a little distracted, almost bummed out. He’s being seeing visuals of Judith and Herb making love and Herb is better than Alan ever was with Judith. While on a date with Cynthia, Alan keeps on questioning her about what Judith says about her lovemaking with Herb. What makes him so good? Annoyed, Cynthia dumps Alan claiming that he still has feelings for Judith.
Categories: CBS · Two and a Half Men
The Bracket – A Mysterious Woman is ruining Barney’s mojo by warning women to stay away from him. Only Lily has seen her, but before she’ll help him identify the woman, Lily forces Barney to go back and confront the girls who are most deserving of an apology. Using the NCAA tournament bracketology the gang takes the top sixty-four women Barney has been with and narrows the list down to The Final Four; the four women Barney must apologize to and face the repercussions.
Categories: CBS · How I Met Your Mother
Tracey Ullman portrays a host of characters in day-in-the-life sketches about various U.S. residents, including Arianna Huffington, Tony “Paulie Walnuts” Sirico, Rita Cosby and David Beckham. She also plays Lindsay Lohan’s mother, the wife of a death-row inmate and an “undocumented worker from Bangladesh” who works for an elderly racist. Scott Bakula costars. Peter Strauss is the narrator.
Categories: Showtime · Tracey Ullman's State of the Union
Ambush – (Part one of a two parter) When the body of Kathleen Newberry (the woman who was to testify against Kyle in “Raising Caine” but mysteriously didn’t show up) is found dead in her car at the bottom of the everglades, the evidence takes Horatio back to Kyle’s mom, Julia Winston. Julia Winston denies having anything to do with Kathleen�s murder and warns Horatio that he should really back down for his own good. Horatio also learns that Julia has been digging around for details surrounding the time he spend in Brazil. Apparently Kathleen’s sun pass that they were monitoring is linked back to a truck driver, Ted Wallace, who was paid off to use the sun pass on his route. At the rest stop where they find Wallace, Delko checks out the restroom and notices that a struggle may have recently taken place there. Blood evidence on the towel dispenser leads them to Ron Saris who just so happens to know Julia. Horatio tells Julia that it would be in her best interest if she turned Saris in. Ultimately in order to get Horatio to back off, Julia finds a way to get Horatio arrested for the murder of Antonio Riaz (who killed Horatio’s wife) in Brazil. Extradited back to Brazil, Horatio finds himself face-to-face with the Brazilian Feds who often abide by their own laws. Someone is out to sabotage Calleigh�s career and has put up a website tracking her every move. They even switch out her memory card from her camera at the crime scene and post the crime scene photos that she took. They trace back the creator of the website to Dan Cooper (who Calleigh caught using Speedo’s credit card and got him fired from the CSI lab) who claims to be doing nothing wrong. In the end, posting Calleigh’s phone number and whereabouts, puts her in grave danger as we find her bound and gagged in a warehouse.
Categories: CBS · CSI: Miami
